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Delusional Candle
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Delusional Candle

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Color: Amber
Scent: Cinnamon Vanilla
$29.99
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Description

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and your wildly unrealistic dream is your refusal to become reasonable.

Light this candle when you’re ready to take the dream seriously, make the bold decision, and stop waiting for reality to give you permission.

Perfect for romanticizing your life, trusting the plot, and maintaining a deeply unreasonable level of belief in yourself.

Housed in a 9 oz amber glass jar, it brings cozy energy and just the right amount of questionable optimism to your space.

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
  • Cold water only (Hot water is for people who iron their sheets.)
  • Turn it inside out before washing, to protect the graphic.
  • Use a gentle detergent. This garment-dyed cotton is soft, keep it that way.
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Skip the dryer if you can. Air drying keeps the shape and texture intact.
  • If you do use a dryer, low heat, and take it out as soon as it's done.
  • No bleach, no fabric softener as they can fade the color.
  • If you iron it, turn it inside out first or use a pressing cloth over the graphic.
No Drama Returns

If your order shows up damaged, defective, or just wrong, that's on us. We'll fix it. No guilt trips, no fine print designed to wear you down. This brand exists to get women out of that pattern, not put them through it at checkout.

  • Damaged or defective? Full refund.
  • 30 days from purchase to tell us.
  • Item needs to be unused, in the condition it arrived.
  • We do NOT currently offer exchanges or returns for international orders, we apologize for the inconvenience!
  • Email hello@exgoodgirlsclub.com. Real humans reply, not a bot pretending to care.
Good Things Take Time (And So Does Good Shipping)

Free US shipping on orders over $85.

Orders ship within 7 days. We're a small team that works hard to make sure every item is made and packed with love. Once it's out the door, USPS takes over and you'll have it in 2-5 days.

Track it obsessively or don't think about it again... both work.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.